soc.bio: Kay Dekker

Name:		Kay Dekker.
Work Phone:	+44 203 838522
Work Fax:	+44 203 838667
Shadowfax:	Odin's horse.
Age:		Ancient.  "A Rose-red Cutie Half as Old as Time".  34.xxx
Birthday:	15th September.
Relevant Astrological Detail: Libra rising, moon in Aquarius.
Sex:		Somatically male.
Length: 	1.87 m.
Mass:		80ish kg.  Haven't measured in ages.
Time:		Little.  Cyclical.  First as tragedy, then as farce.
Hair on top of head:  Usually short, usually dark brown.
Hair on bottom of head: Stubble.
Theoretical Orientation: The original Kinsey Pi.
Practice and Experience: Non mi ricordo.  Plenty, anyway.  Somewhere
		around the hundred but hey, who's counting?
Eyes:		Blue/grey/icy/predatory/kind/gentle/stern/tender.
Skin:		Pale, going deep brown with a little sun.  The best
		result of the Spanish conquest of the Netherlands that
		I can think of.
Siblings:	A sister, Sue, younger, married with daughter, also
		net-connected (Anyone want my seester's email address?)
Degree: 	Who needs one when you're a genius?  A PhD someday,
		when I get around to it.
Most-used Higher Programming Language: Real (ie K&R) C.
Favourite HPL:	Howard Philips Lovecraft.
Favourite Assembler Language: PDP-11.  Lisp.
Favourite foods:	(i)	Lasagna.
			(ii)	Coffee and doughnuts.
			(iii)	The guy in the Levi adverts.
Favourite positions:	(i)	White to mate in three.
			(ii)	Skepticism.
			(iii)	Upside-down.
Favourite places:	(i)	Bed.
			(ii)	Other people's beds.
			(iii)	Armpits.
Shoe Size:	8(UK).  Ish.  On a good day, both my feet are the same size.
Shoes:		Black trainers.  Cheap.
Shoelaces:	Black.  Cheap.
Socks:		That's a cat, isn't it?
Bed:		Warm, soft and shareable.
Body:		Not bad considering the usage it's had.
Brain:		Size of a planetoid.
Favourite Computer: Slab, my Indigo2 Extreme.
Favourite non-UNIX Operating System: Bwahahaha.  Oh, OK, TOPS-10.
Clothes:	Jeans, shabby tshirts and sweaters.  Skin.
Swimming:	Only in the Algarve.  It's warm enough, and not chlorinated.
		Chlorinated pools make my eyes melt and run down my cheeks.
Sexual Interests: I'm not a tart, I'm not, I'm not.  OK, I am.  I *like*
		sex.  Suggest something to me and I'll rarely say "But I
		don't do..."
PDAs:		Notorious for them.
Gamy:		Only when I haven't bathed for a while...
Gamy:		Oh, I see.  Nonmono.
Group Sex:	Groups of 3 to approx 50 (it was dark...)
Hat Size:	Don't wear hats.  Or ties.  Or shirts.  Or spats.
Politics:	Cynical.
Freckles:	Don't I wish...
Bisexual Conferences: Edinburgh, London, Coventry, Edinburgh, London,
		London (international), Norwich, Nottingham.
Soc.Bi Parties: Edinburgh, Cambridge, Piglet Party II
Other Silly Far-Away Meetings With People From The Net: Delft, Delaware,
		Atlanta, North Carolina.
Places Lived:	Born in York, England; Coventry, Manchester, Wolverhampton,
		Coventry, Leamington Spa, Coventry...
Music:		Takes too long to explain here.  The CD rack by my workstation
		has Glass, Reich, Micus, Schnittke, PCO, Ryuichi Sakamoto,
		Dylan Thomas, JS Bach, Shriekback, and Monteverdi today.
Slut:		Yes.  Next question?
Purity Rating:	Less than 10% on the 1000-question test.
Transport:	Apart from "of Delight", feet and my lover's car.
Dating: 	Dendrochronology; I'm not old enough for C14 or (heavens)
		K-Ar yet.
Relationships:	I've had a few.  Je ne regrette rien.  Currently involved
		with Justin, the best man in the world.
Sport:		Rugby.  Croquet.  Snoring.
Nickname:	Crisco.  The Crisco Kid.  Wombat.  Mister.  Sir.
Alcohol:	Elixir Vegetale de la Grande Chartreuse.  Port.
		Armagnac-and-champagne.  Murphy's Stout.  Guinness.
		Chateau Petrus '61 (I wish).  
Other Drugs:	Endorphins.  Adrenalin.  Ibuprofen (for which god be
		praised).  Nicotine.  Caffeine.