The Compleat Wombat: Dramatis Personae

The Wombats

• Migglezimblatt
• Jimblewix, his brother
• Shritwod
• McVax
• Zeroc

Their Companions

• Mavis, Miggy's cuddly dragon
• Lorretta the Sheep, a friend of Shritwod
• Anne-Droid, a robot belonging to McVax
• Rover, a customs dog
• Captain Polar, a superhero
• Myfanwy, an Amazing Performing Mule
• Eric, a bug-eyed monster from Mars

Staff at Broom University

• Bob, a Hippy
• Cathy Heathcliffe, a secretary
• Some zombies from the Graphics Lab
• The High Hall cleaning ladies
• Some computer centre operators
• Damon Shimsherodin (et al)
• Some librarians
• Denise Sexpot, an ex-librarian
• Randy Rev Rick, a chaplain
• Prof. Garrotte, Miggy's head of department
• Tom Axemurderer, a lecturer
• Brenda Hall
• Chris Hall
• Chris Bayleaf
• Prof. C. De'Ath
• Jimmy Hendryx
• The Vice-Chancellor (VC) (Ernest Hemelhempstead)
• The VC's chauffeur
• The Mutant Munchies Machine
• S'curi'y, a bunch of security guards

Students at Broom University

• Pual Wbee
• Jonnai
• RAZ the Hacker
• Ellie Holmes
• Kim Bolton
• Sheepy
• A pack of Civil Engineers
• Froggy, a former student
• The triffids, creations of a student

Inhabitants of the Guild of Students

• Elly the Elephant, a sabbatical
• Warren Rabbitson (Wozza), ditto
• Ray Zapp (Raymondowhitely), ditto
• Ray-Chel, ditto
• Chris Orangey-mauvey-pink, ditto
• The White Avenger, ditto
• Turin Taylor, a sabbatical-elect
• Kerry, ditto
• Banfield, ditto
• Guild Exec
• Guild Council
• Student Reception
• Guild Radio
• The staff of Ghastlies restaurant
• 2RF, the 2nd Revolutionary Front
• GTV
• GTG
• Stage Staff
• Steeeeeeeev
• Rambo Dave, a s'curi'y guard
• Ms. S. Wayhard
• Adam the Dalek
• LGB Soc
• Labour Club
• Guild Ents
• Jazz Soc
• Soul, Funk and Reggie Soc
• Women's committee
• Percy Power, a sabbatical candidate
• Nancy Nice, ditto
• John Leek
• R.O.N.
• Tim, a bar manager
• Some dead telephone sanitizers

S*E*R*F* Revolutionaries

• Sunset Stoyanka
• Cassy the Capybara
• Dodgy Gavin
• Zachariah Parkplatz
• Flossie, a goose
• Conrad Democrat
• Ian
• Spider
• Arpi, an author
• Giles
• Captain Zep, a super space detective

Some Baddies

• Chief Bastard Lazenby, a policeman (?)
• Bill Goats, a nerd
• The Evil Dictatoress
• Mutant Geese
• Mutant Shopping trolley
• Obi Wan Bulges
• Jim 'Skywalker' Yaffle
• Some fascist SysThugs
• Helen, an alien
• The BritRail plc Operations Sabotaging Committee
• several dozen Indigo Masonic Pachyderms
• the pachyderm Grand Inquisitor
• A nasty, evil ticket collecter
• Kenneth 'Bakov' Baker, a cosmonaut
• The Emperor Penguin
• Semi-Definite Death
• Certain Death
• Certain Loss of Freedom
• Certain Typo
• Certain Boredom
• Permanent Death
• Splat, a Villian
• The killer 2CV
• Vagin the Leper
• The Evil Dacnor
• L. Toilet
• The flapjack monster
• A horrifically evil monster
• The Yellow Cavalier
• The Hoomins, fluffy creatures with lots of teeth
• The Evil Minah Beast of Oigy
• Slimy things with Legs
• General Mohtuz
• Hayden Price

Some Goodies

• Robochef
• Sidney the Hedgehog
• Hubert de Nice
• Huiey and Louis the pachyderms
• John Major, Interplanetary Tippex Hero
• Darth Vader
• Claire Mont, techno-wizard
• Daysh-8, her android
• Funtcase the Rodent

Celestial Beings

• God
• Beelzebub
• Lucifer
• J H Christ
• St Leroy McDogo, patron saint of cotton wool
• The Angel Otis, patron saint of technology
• The Company of Angels
• Satan's Legions
• The four horsemen of the Apocalypse
• St. John of the Apocalypse
• St. Peter
• Dipveifdy.SysGenie
• Shelagh, secretary to God

Other Major Characters

• Rex, a dinosaur
• Dr Who
• Raquel, Miggy's sometime wife
• Wendell Spanswick, their son
• Simon, a Monkey
• Jean-Jacques, a waiter
• Dostoyevsky, a pro cyclist
• Dentarthurdent, a tasmanian wolf
• Xaxxaran, a Vottlurb
• Laminret the Terminally Confused
• Ethel the Pterodactyl
• Skifgus the cheerful Lemming
• Alfred the pink Aardvark
• Siegfried the hyperactive Sloth
• Eric the Half-a-Terminal

The Games Room

• Merlin and the three Adventurers, from Gauntlet
• Brian Death, from Gauntlet
• Arthur the Snake
• Ninja Emaki, a videogame
• YTS Warriors, characters from the above
• The lamb with seven eyes
• Scantily clad women riding space snakes
• Tomcat, a pinball machine
• An APB machine
• An Afterburner machine
• The rampaging pool table

Inhabitants of the Multics system

• Chris Hall's absentee job
• The Absentee Charlady
• 4 Salvager.SysDaemons
• A Volume_Retriever.Daemon

As Seen On TV

• Pal Kenzie
• Colin Devis
• Theroux
• Nathan Spring
• Box
• Blake
• Travis
• Orac
• Scottie
• Sue Ellen
• Jabba the Hutt, MP
• Dawn French
• Brian Blessed
• The cast of Neighbours

People Miggy Just Met Along The Way

• Way, a whale
• Mushroom, a Martian
• Jehova's witnesses
• T.A., an army
• Big Joe, a clock tower
• The Police
• The Fire Brigade
• Central TV
• Adam Dugless
• Buzz the Bee
• The captain of Broom City
• Two BritRail penguins
• Arnold, a psychopathic BritRail guard
• Alfred Fring
• An italian border guard
• Silly the Fish
• Dr. What
• Sheila and the wombat conservationists
• Blue ducks wearing shades and badges
• some Japanese fishermen
• Mai Croavit Go-Ping, a maker of stuffed toys
• several angry Gods
• Cantor and Seagull
• A six-eyed, twelve-legged fire-breathing green beastie
• Al
• Wall Pebb
• Shaukat, a restauranteur
• Dr Alice Hooderfochiz
• Special Agent Dog Scooper, FPI
• FPI Agents Mouldy and Sullen
• Stirling, a Starling
• Dolly, a Sheep
• Sergeant Digbeth, West Mudlands police
• Ethel and Arthur Dripdry
• A groundsman
• Frank, a Crinkly Wabbit
• A tortoise
• The contents of the Amsterdam Sex Museum
• The Electric Monk
• Zaphod
• WM Travel
• Mudland Red West
• Bernard Manning
• Bernard Matthews^TM
• BR sandwich hunting expedition
• Some BR sandwiches
• The Giant toasted sandwich and baby
• The Yuppie Greenpeace woman from Knightsbridge
• The rest of Greenpeace
• Dawn
• Will
• Some Soviet Cosmonauts
• Some lager-swilling ozzies
• Krikkit Robots
• A pink elephant
• NUS Conference
• A mysterious creature with long white hair
• SWSS
• Some Daleks
• Some Spaced-out Cybermen
• The Master
• Some Ghosts
• 4 other versions of Miggy
• A mysterious hacker from Worrik
• City of Broom plc Rabies Control Unit
• The Mass Murder Technician from Arson-Webb
• Some Atheists
• A Martian Barge
• The staff of PizzaVile
• A mutant star goat
• Some ducks
• A french poodle in Ballsore Heath
• A plastic spoon
• Mickey Mouse
• Some sudents from Arson Poly
• Some Arson Poly pigeons
• The brummie Jaffa Cake delivery man
• A dead dingo
• Some zombies
• The Professionals
• The ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal
• The Bionic Wombat
• Somebody's cat
• Some revolutionary communists
• Some angry welshmen
• Colonel Fogwash of the SAS
• Glunge the Impregnable
• Jon Bum Jovi
• A mad scientist in Africa
• 4 imperial stormtroopers
• Brian Johnstone
• Fred Trueman
• Ritchie Banaud
• The French Foreign Legion
• Abdul the Eunuch
• 2 Messengers from the planet Thongg
• A police interstellar warship
• A holoMonster
• Andrew, a psychopathic 14.675 ton weight
• Victor, a talking washing machine
• the Provisional Wing of the Royal College of Art
• 17,000 small pale green robots from Rent-a-mob