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A lovely fluffy soc.biter,
Said 'Ann Burl'hams opinions are right. Her
wit is quite sharp,
we've no call to carp,
So stow the gas and the lighter.
(Marcus Morgan/Toft/Kathryn Burlingham/Ann Burlingham)
A lovely fluffy soc.biter,
Lured Mike T for a sizzling one-nighter.
When they woke in the morn
Mike snarled in scorn
"My pleasure has never been slighter."
(Marcus Morgan/Toft/Kathryn Burlingham/Ann Burlingham)
"Limerick threads on soc.bi,"
Quoth O. S. Dunn with a sigh,
"Often bring with 'em
A poor sense of rhythm,
So we might as well give up on the whole sodding thing and not even try."
(Owen Dunn/Ann Burlingham/Paul Crowley)
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