From: David Regis
Thou shalt read and honour the FAQ, which is the Word of JON (and others).
Thou shalt read soc.bi for a month or two before posting.
[No, I didn't either, (does anyone?) but I think I did read the FAQ.]
On thy first post, thou shalt hold still for thy demuffining, even if
it tickles. (On thy first post, thou may ask: "What is a muffin?"
for it will very likely be revealed unto thee).
Thou shalt not crosspost, for that shall incur the wrath of Albert.
No, really never, not even to soc.motss. I know they're great people,
some of them are even some of us, and what you have to say is just
as relevant to soc.motss as it is to soc.bi,
but don't. Trust me,
I'm a doctor. And whoever the fudge is cross-posting that sad-act gun
thread can just stop.
Covet not thy neighbour's cool .sig, but coveting their ass is OK.
Forgive newbies their cluelessness, so that thine own cluelessness
may be forgiven.
Flame not, for two wrongs do not a right make.
There is no such word as m*n*sexual, and thou shalt refrain from its use
lest brothers and sisters are sore offended, and a Hundred Years FlameWar
descend upon thy curly head. Thou hast been warned.
Fluff is the staff of netlife.
Oh, and nutella.
And remember: there
no soc.bi cabal.